I’m late getting on the Nellie McKay bandwagon. Evidence: I’m still tempted to pronounce her last name “mc-kay” instead of the appropriate “mc-eye.” But, I am digging this song off her new CD, Obligatory Villagers, which takes on the conventional image of the feminist as a humorless bitch. As anyone who reads I Blame the Patriarchy knows, feminism done right is a festival of belly laughs, guffaws, and ironic smirks. So, here’s to feminists who know that, when the world’s this grim, all you’ve got is your sense of humor and your sisters to get you through.

Lyrics to Nellie McKay’s “Mother of Pearl”

Feminists don’t have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn’t funny
Rape and degradation’s just a crime (lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money
(what’s wrong with that)
Can’t these chicks do anything but whine

They say cheap objectification isn’t witty, it’s hot
Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won’t these women ever get a life

Feminists don’t have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They’re far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That’s why these feminists just need to find a man

I’m Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message

Here’s a truly terrible YouTube video of McKay performing the song (starts in the middle & is tilted to the right).