I am annoyed:

• By the fact that disposable razors are so much cheaper than reusable ones, because the replaceable razor blades cost a fortune.

• By this woman’s warm, cultured voice and smart pantsuit, intended to reassure me that the oil crisis is in capable hands.

• That the little green plastic baskets that cherry tomatoes come in are not recyclable!!

• That e-greetings cards seem so uncaring or lazy, so I feel obligated to send paper cards instead.

• About the grey hairs on my head, visible because hair dye is evil.

• About my unpainted toenails, because nail polish is evil. Oh, yeah, as are almost all cosmetics.

• That I never remember to take my vast collection of reusable grocery bags with me to the grocery store.

• That my credit card company keeps sending me monthly bills in the mail, even though I’ve repeatedly clicked the “Go Paperless” icon and asked them not to.

• By anything in hard plastic clamshell packaging that is not only difficult and dangerous to open but is a waste of natural resources — and cannot be recycled.

• Because it’s so difficult to be an environmentally ethical consumer.