Time to revisit that eternal conundrum: Is there anything actually to be gained from assigning traditional essays, particularly the old literary analysis essay assignment that asks students to produce a close reading of a work of literature?

I’ve been grading this weekend and, in addition to confirming my sense that my students this semester are actually getting dumber as the weeks pass, I’ve been wrestling with my fear that it is my assignments that are making them (seem?) dumber. Maybe it’s not them. Maybe it’s the essay itself that’s the problem.

So, seriously, what do we assign essays for? They resemble no other form of writing except academic writing; there is some sort of Linnaean link between the 5 paragraph essay and the books/articles we write now. So, if all of our students are going to be academics, it’s great. Otherwise, what’s the purpose?

Of course, the conventional answer is that our students are practicing the work of developing ideas and constructing arguments — skills that will serve them no matter what career they enter. The ol’ literary analysis essay gives them the opportunity to work on their analytical skills, their writing skills, and their following-directions skills — again, all things that are objectively valuable in the Real World.

But, I’m just not convinced that my students are getting any of these skills out of my assignments. Most of my students aren’t putting any effort into developing a skill set other than plagiarism. I don’t think they read anything anymore, other than the summary of the assigned reading that they find on SparksNotes or Wikipedia. I don’t think they write anything that they haven’t read somewhere online. Sometimes they take the time to rewrite it so I can’t prove it’s plagiarism and sometime it’s as easy as a Google search to locate their source of information. At any rate (trying not to turn this into yet another plagiarism rant), I just don’t think the ol’ essay assignment is having the beneficial effects it is legendary for.

I know many academics who have abandoned the essay in favor of collaborative, performative, service learning or complicated technology assignments. These assignments embrace a different set of values: instead of privileging analytical skills, students learn team-building, communication, creativity, citizenship, or computing. All infinitely valuable accomplishments — and arguably more practical or necessary than being able to construct a good thesis statement.

However, since I have been clinging to the whole “individual analysis of a literary text” thing, I haven’t been able to completely embrace these more radical measures. (Not to mention, holy shit, it is so much work to develop such innovative pedagogies! I bow down to all of you have undertaken such ambitious projects.)

But, I am completely dissatisfied with the results: My students write crummy papers. I don’t feel I have either the class time or the ability to teach them how to write better papers. So, I continue to simply hand out essay assignments, they generally turn in bad papers, and the cycle continues.

Something’s got to change and, since it ain’t gonna be my students, I think it’s gotta be me. I think I need to overhaul my entire pedagogical model, dispense with certain kinds of assignments and get really creative in developing different ones.

Either that, or I may just sink into a mist of despair, muddle my way through all of my classes, and inevitably take my place as the grey, fussy, old lady member of my department. You know, the one who complains but never makes any effort to fix things.

I’m taking advice, folks: what have you done to either resurrect or put to bed entirely the ol’ literary analysis essay assignment?