You know it’s going to be a bad day when you sleepily open your email, before you’ve even had a cup of coffee, and discover in your in-box a flashy announcement of a new scholarly book that HAS PRACTICALLY THE SAME TITLE AS YOUR (UNPUBLISHED) BOOK.

Let’s say the title of your book manuscript is: American Nationalism and the Spectacle of the Black Body in the Novels of Toni Morrison.**

Let’s say the book that has just been published is: Indian Nationalism and the Spectacle of the Colonial Body in the Novels of Amitav Gosh.

Really, what are your options? You’ve got to change your own title, because — even though you’d developed your title years earlier, had circulated many proposals and drafts with said title, and have been advertising it as such on your CV — you’ll look like a copy cat.

Sometimes, I hate this profession.

** Needless to say, neither of these resemble the actual title or subject matter, but you get the idea.