Sandra Day O’Connor says she’s not a feminist.

The following paragraph in one of my students’ papers, brought to you with all errors intact: “The role of women has come and long way lets not forget the feminist movement. Through self expression and being able to be who we want through this has allowed us to surpass the sexiest opinions of the past and this has brought us to a better understanding of equality among genders.” Sexiest opinions, folks.

Being told by one of my colleagues that he overheard a group of my students (perhaps including the author above) complaining about how I “ruin” literature by making them talk about feminist issues.

The large, silver metallic faux testicles dangling from the bumper of the truck I drove home behind — with a bumper sticker reading: Gotz Balz?***

* The best part was the baby carrier visible in the back seat — because nothing says fine parenting like a pair of fake balls on the bumper!

** Trust me, if I had been able to snap a picture of the unbelievable sight of the fake balls, they would have been front and center on this blog.