Suffering from low blog traffic? Or what Ink calls statometer sickness? 

Have I got the solution for you!

Apparently, using the phrase “gladiator sandals” in a post — even one attesting to the hideousness of gladiator sandals — guarantees hundreds of random visitors will be shuffled your way every day.

Welcome, people who like to read blogs about clothing items!

And, yes, gladiator sandals are still ugly.